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photos . of . my . trip
I uploaded a bunch of photos I took while I was in Spain. Good stuff, check out the pictures of Madrid and the Pyrenees.


killing . rms
I've decided that the legendary FSF leader needs to be shot. So I've organized a group to kill him. Check out my plan of attack. Also, please recruit any friends that'd like to come along. And start storing canned food. (Just kidding Richard, I love ya)


moe . rocks
Moe. the NY jamming rock band is kicking major ass. With their release of a live 2-cd album titled L., they've gathered fans from all over the country. Al Schnier, one of the guitarists and songwriters for Moe. says that, "Life is good, beer is better, and we all love POKEY." It has been rumored that the little pixelized penguin has been roaming around backstage at live shows.


kant . rants
The German philosopher Immanuel Kant said today that the subject is nothing without the object and the object is nothing without the subject. W00t.


am . i . eric
Talking to a friend yesterday, I wondered what another name besides FooBar I could have. We wondered together, until she said finally that I looked like an "Eric." WHAT!!! I am most definitely Kunahupathu, King of the Deep Oceans and Warden of the High Forests. How offending.
 
last updated: 9.30.2000
a b o u t . m e
 
intro .
FooBar III was born in Cortland, NY and was subsequently shipped off (using FedEx) to Williamsburg, VA, by his loving parents. There, he was raised by 2 wolves and a hedgehog where he learned the values of woodland living and tree climbing.


what . now
FooBar now lives in a cabin in Alaska, hacking away at various websites and creating pits and potholes for sysadmins around the globe. He also enjoys photographing young Black Alaskan Crow eggs, and watching them hatch.


contact .
email . foobar@foo.bar
icq . 31241239
phone . (666) 031 - 9561
 
last updated: 7.12.2000
r a n d o m .
 
on the birth of his son . by sung tung-p'o
Families, when a child is born
Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence,
Having wrecked my whole life,
Only hope the baby will prove
Ignorant and stupid.
Then he will crown a tranquil life
By becoming a Cabinet Minister.
 
last updated: 9.27.2000
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